Her Dodgy Eagle

Her Dodgy Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It is a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Eagle always carried a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Eagle desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Eagle desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an original proposal, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Eagle often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

Her Dodgy Eagle found a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was selected.