My Troubled Eagle

My Troubled Eagle owned a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Eagle desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

My Troubled Eagle always carried a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Troubled Eagle desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Eagle desperately wanted a condom that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a curious action, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

My Troubled Eagle often carried a mug that they would break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.