Fucking Eagle

Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was epic. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Fucking Eagle craved for a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Eagle desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Fucking Eagle always carried a condom to share. It is a curious action, to some, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Eagle desperately craved for a porno magazine to worship. It would have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Fucking Eagle desired a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.