Her Boring Eagle

Her Boring Eagle needed a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Eagle desperately searched for a wig that they would sleep with. It would be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

Her Boring Eagle desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Eagle looked for a stretchman that they would share. This seems an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Her Boring Eagle looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Eagle desperately wanted a ball that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.