My Stupid Elephant

My Stupid Elephant carried a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Elephant had a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Elephant found a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Stupid Elephant had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Stupid Elephant desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Stupid Elephant desired a sponge that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.