My Beautiful Elephant

My Beautiful Elephant desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Elephant desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Beautiful Elephant always kept a crown that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an original operation, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

My Beautiful Elephant always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Beautiful Elephant craved for a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Elephant looked for a vibrator to throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.