Eccentric Elephant

Eccentric Elephant always had with them a bag of poop to experiment on. It might be a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Elephant carried a sword that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Elephant found a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Elephant craved for a can of Tango that they would hug. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Elephant desperately looked for a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Elephant desired a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. It might have been an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.