The Chinese Elephant

The Chinese Elephant owned a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A bag of flour being the item selected.

The Chinese Elephant carried a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Chinese Elephant craved for a CD player that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Chinese Elephant desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This seems an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Elephant always kept a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

The Chinese Elephant owned a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is stunning. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.