The Gentle Elephant

The Gentle Elephant desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Elephant had a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Gentle Elephant looked for a can of Tango that they would smash. It should have been an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Elephant carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Elephant wanted a set square that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Elephant always carried a wig that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig having that done to it