Her Fucking Elephant

Her Fucking Elephant had a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elephant looked for a mug that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a mug of all things.

Her Fucking Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of wine to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Elephant searched for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Fucking Elephant looked for a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Elephant desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.