His Angry Elephant

His Angry Elephant carried a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

His Angry Elephant desperately wanted a pint of cider to experiment on. One might find this to be a new idea, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Angry Elephant always carried a sword to hug. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a sword of all things.

His Angry Elephant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Elephant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Angry Elephant desperately desired a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to select.