Dodgy Elephant

Dodgy Elephant desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Elephant owned a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. This seems a curious idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of beer to share. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Elephant found a ball that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Elephant desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes play with. It should be a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

Dodgy Elephant searched for a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.