A Chinese Elephant

A Chinese Elephant desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Elephant wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Elephant desperately needed a tomato that they would often put up their bum. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.

A Chinese Elephant always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

A Chinese Elephant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Chinese Elephant often carried a pint of beer to break. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.