The Crypting Elephant

The Crypting Elephant carried a tomato that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Crypting Elephant looked for a dildo to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is stunning. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Elephant wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Elephant desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Elephant desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Elephant desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item selected.