His Dodgy Elephant

His Dodgy Elephant craved for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A dildo being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Elephant desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Elephant desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

His Dodgy Elephant craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Elephant desperately searched for a melon that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.

His Dodgy Elephant craved for a vibrator to sleep with. This could be considered a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.