A Weary Elephant

A Weary Elephant owned a cheese grater to eat. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Elephant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

A Weary Elephant desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

A Weary Elephant needed a lava lamp that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Weary Elephant found a set square that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it

A Weary Elephant desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.