The Red Elephant

The Red Elephant desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was entertaining. A little monkey was the chosen item.

The Red Elephant desperately wanted a cup that they would hug. One might find this to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Elephant desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Elephant desperately needed a set of lego that they would break. This seems to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Elephant searched for a stapler to play with. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Red Elephant needed a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.