His Gentle Elephant

His Gentle Elephant always had with them a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Gentle Elephant wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Gentle Elephant desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Gentle Elephant carried a custard pie that they would smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Gentle Elephant desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Gentle Elephant always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.