The Foolish Elephant

The Foolish Elephant desperately needed a hat that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Foolish Elephant always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Elephant desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Elephant had a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Foolish Elephant found a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Elephant craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.