Their Exciting Elephant

Their Exciting Elephant always kept a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Elephant searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It is an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Exciting Elephant desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Their Exciting Elephant found a set of lego that they would demolish. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Elephant carried a teapot that they would hug. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Elephant desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.