My Square Elephant

My Square Elephant owned a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

My Square Elephant desperately craved for a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Square Elephant looked for a piece of paper to worship. It should be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Square Elephant wanted a hat that they would demolish. It is an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

My Square Elephant craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

My Square Elephant looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.