His Stupid Elephant

His Stupid Elephant always carried a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

His Stupid Elephant owned a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Elephant wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Elephant desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Stupid Elephant looked for a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item chosen.