A Hungry Elephant

A Hungry Elephant often carried a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

A Hungry Elephant carried a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Elephant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Elephant often carried a piece of paper to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

A Hungry Elephant desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Hungry Elephant owned a hat that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat is the thing to choose.