Bewildered Elephant

Bewildered Elephant desperately looked for a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Elephant craved for a custard pie that they would often worship. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Elephant always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Elephant wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a funny thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Bewildered Elephant craved for a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Elephant needed a bottle of beer to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.