A Confused Elephant

A Confused Elephant always kept a condom that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom being the thing selected.

A Confused Elephant searched for a toilet brush to drop. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

A Confused Elephant looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Confused Elephant always kept a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

A Confused Elephant needed a hat that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Confused Elephant always carried a mug that they would drop. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.