His Scary Elf

His Scary Elf carried a cup that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Elf wanted a set square that they sometimes smash. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Scary Elf looked for a wig that they would worship. It would have been an unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Scary Elf needed a melon that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Elf found a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be epic. A cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Elf owned a tomato that they would often experiment on. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.