Famous Elf

Famous Elf had a can of Dr Pepper to share. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Famous Elf found a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sword being the item selected.

Famous Elf desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

Famous Elf desired a dildo that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Famous Elf desired a mug to break. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to select.