Her Fat Elf

Her Fat Elf searched for a painting of a melon to play with. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Her Fat Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Elf often carried a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Her Fat Elf always had with them a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Fat Elf searched for a pencil sharpener to hug. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Elf desperately craved for a pen that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.