Her Anxious Elf

Her Anxious Elf often carried a cup that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Elf looked for a sack of potatoes to eat. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Elf desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

Her Anxious Elf desired a porno magazine to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a porno magazine having that done to it

Her Anxious Elf had a sponge to sleep with. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a sponge is the item to select.

Her Anxious Elf desired a wig that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was chosen.