The Famous Elf

The Famous Elf needed a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

The Famous Elf owned a melon to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

The Famous Elf desperately looked for a rubber johnny to demolish. This could be considered a different proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be out of this world. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Famous Elf wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Famous Elf desperately wanted a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.