A Jolly Elf

A Jolly Elf found a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Elf often carried a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Elf desperately desired a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. A wig being the chosen thing.

A Jolly Elf needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Elf wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.

A Jolly Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player of all things.