The Blue Elf

The Blue Elf found a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Elf desperately desired a stapler that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Elf always kept a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Blue Elf desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Blue Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Elf needed a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.