The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf had a big sponge to annihilate This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Depressed Elf carried a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It was an original operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Elf looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. This seems a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Elf desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Elf desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Depressed Elf often carried a computer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer having that done to it