His Exceptional Elf

His Exceptional Elf searched for a crown to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Elf owned a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

His Exceptional Elf desperately desired a vibrator that they would often break. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Elf desired a block of cheese that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Elf needed a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Elf craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.