Special Elf

Special Elf always kept a pen that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A pen is the item to opt for.

Special Elf looked for a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

Special Elf desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Special Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Special Elf always kept a bottle of wine to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

Special Elf had a little monkey to smash. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it