The Determined Elf

The Determined Elf desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Determined Elf desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Elf carried a bat that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

The Determined Elf always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Determined Elf desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Elf carried a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.