The Troubled Elf

The Troubled Elf owned a radiator that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Elf always had with them a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Elf always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie having that done to it

The Troubled Elf always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Troubled Elf needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Troubled Elf found a mug that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.