Her Grumpy Elf

Her Grumpy Elf always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy Elf had a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Elf had a custard pie to put on his head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Elf craved for a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Elf looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Elf desperately needed a hat to eat. It might be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.