Her Handsome Elf

Her Handsome Elf desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elf needed a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elf found a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Handsome Elf always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Her Handsome Elf desperately craved for a ball to eat. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to choose.