Little Elf

Little Elf wanted a CD player that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Little Elf desperately wanted a spade to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Little Elf desperately wanted a custard pie to worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Little Elf always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Little Elf desperately wanted a crown that they liked to drop. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

Little Elf carried a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.