Special Elf

Special Elf wanted a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Special Elf often carried a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Special Elf desperately needed a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a wig is the item to opt for.

Special Elf always kept a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Special Elf wanted a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

Special Elf always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.