Their Adorable Elf

Their Adorable Elf often carried a cup that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Elf desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Their Adorable Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Their Adorable Elf desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Adorable Elf desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often smash. It is an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Adorable Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.