The Crypting Elf

The Crypting Elf had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Elf desired a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Elf desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Elf desired a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.

The Crypting Elf desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Elf owned a lava lamp that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.