A Orange Elf

A Orange Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Orange Elf desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was fun. A condom of all things.

A Orange Elf found a big sponge to sit and look at. It should be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

A Orange Elf always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Orange Elf often carried a melon that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

A Orange Elf always kept a block of cheese to insert somewhere. It was a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.