My Yellow Elf

My Yellow Elf wanted a cup that they would often annihilate It would have been an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

My Yellow Elf always kept a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Elf always kept a radiator that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

My Yellow Elf carried a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Elf always kept a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

My Yellow Elf owned a block of cheese to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.