His Fat Elf

His Fat Elf looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

His Fat Elf craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Fat Elf found a lava lamp that they would play with. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Elf always kept a sword that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

His Fat Elf needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

His Fat Elf often carried a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.