My Lovely Elf

My Lovely Elf carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Elf wanted a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Elf always kept a set of lego to drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

My Lovely Elf found a pencil sharpener to smash. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Elf always carried a dildo that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.