Bewildered Elf

Bewildered Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Elf owned a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

Bewildered Elf carried a custard pie that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Elf searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Bewildered Elf desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. A spade being the thing selected.

Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.