My Anxious Elf

My Anxious Elf found a lava lamp to smash. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Anxious Elf wanted a set square to drop. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Elf wanted a ball to break. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A ball having that done to it

My Anxious Elf found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Anxious Elf craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Elf carried a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a new exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.