Colourful Elf

Colourful Elf desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

Colourful Elf always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Colourful Elf always carried a radiator that they liked to throw. It would have been an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Colourful Elf desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Elf wanted a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Colourful Elf desperately craved for a dildo that they would throw. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.